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Everyone Loves Peanut Butter By Erica L. Davis
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Mr. Fluffy By Barbara A. Barnett
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Of In-laws and Close Encounters By Nicky Drayden
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At the Tone By Jeffrey B. Burton
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Kill Mommy By John C. Wiswell
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Frying Cabbage By Sheila Crosby
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Submit great dialogue.
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Literary
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Issue #9

Posted June 1st, 2014
SciFi
Weremoose
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By Mary E. Lowd

Romance
A Dinner Time Story
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By Dane Zeller

Literary
The Girl Who Wanted To Walk On Water
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By John J Brady

SciFi
Knarf's Day Away From the Lab
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By Mabel Grimes

Humor
Not just for Christmas
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By Owen Smith

Fantasy
No Magic
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By Jennifer R. Povey

Humor
Six Feet Blunder
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By S.E. Batt

SciFi
The Physical
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By Joel Arnold

SciFi
One Man's Trash
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By Robert Lowell Russell

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