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Waiting for Geoffrey By James S. Dorr
Romance | Audio
  |  Zombie Psychology By Sarina Dorie
Humor | Audio*
  |  The Aardvark Curse By Garry McNulty
Humor | Audio
Of In-laws and Close Encounters By Nicky Drayden
SciFi | Audio
  |  Everyone Loves Peanut Butter By Erica L. Davis
Horror | Audio*
  |  Daisy Chaining By Mary E. Lowd
SciFi | Audio**
Mr. Fluffy By Barbara A. Barnett
Horror | Audio
  |  Satine By Stephanie Speciale
Fantasy | Audio**

Issue #4
Kill Mommy By John C. Wiswell
Literary | Audio**
  |  Hot Heat By Christy Morrison
Literary | Audio
  |  Frying Cabbage By Sheila Crosby
Humor | Audio
Your Wicked Parts By Amanda C. Davis
Horror | Audio
  |  At the Tone By Jeffrey B. Burton
Humor | Audio
  |  Sucker Punch By Lee Hammerschmidt
Action | Audio
Friends Forever By Cher Green
Horror | Audio
  |  Veronica By Brendan Detzner
Werewolf | Audio**

Issue #3
Flash Flood By Joe Nazare
Horror | Audio
  |  Popcorn By Richard Beland
Humor | Audio
  |  Beware! Space Pandas! By Will Ross
Humor | Audio
The Christmas Vulture By James S. Dorr
Horror | Audio*
  |  Sweet Dreams By Conda V. Douglas
Horror | Audio**
  |  One Soldier's Reason By Terry Light
SciFi | Audio

Issue #2
The Office Zombie By Carolanne Patton
Horror | Audio
  |  Figment By Will Ross
Romance | Audio
  |  Lion in the Garden By Edoardo Albert
Literary | Audio**
The Circle Line By Sheila Crosby
Literary | Audio*
  |  The Vanguard By Geoffrey C Porter
Fantasy | Audio
  |  The Continuing Adventures of the Four Horsemen By Bruce Golden
Humor | Audio**
Photo Op By Lee Hammerschmidt
Romance | Audio**
  |  Sologamous By John C. Wiswell
Humor | Audio**

Issue #1
Trading Up By Tracie McBride
Horror | Audio
  |  Koko's Rabbit By James S. Dorr
Horror | Audio
  |  Dragon Snot and Chosen Ones By Therese Arkenberg
Fantasy Humor | Audio
THE LIZARDS AND I By Conda V. Douglas
Humor | Audio**
  |  Screamcatcher By Sheila Crosby
SciFi | Audio*
  |  Undying Love By James S. Dorr
Humor | Audio
In the Dry By TD Carroll
SciFi | Audio
  |  Fridge Wars By Tracie McBride
SciFi | Audio**

Stories with no * or ** are read by Geoffrey C Porter.
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** Read By Harriet Whitbread
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Categories
Romance
Submit great dialogue.
Action/Adventure/Thriller/Mystery
Yes, one giant genre mix.
Science Fiction / Fantasy
Tell us a tale that will inspire us to play RPGs in the woods.
Humor
Make us laugh and smile, but not necessarily in that order.
Literary
We expect deep rooted conflict in these.
Horror
Last on our list, but definitely not least. We love horror.

Issue #5

Posted September 2011
SciFi
Of In-laws and Close Encounters
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By Nicky Drayden

SciFi
Daisy Chaining
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By Mary E. Lowd

Humor
The Aardvark Curse
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By Garry McNulty

Horror
Mr. Fluffy
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By Barbara A. Barnett

Fantasy
Satine
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By Stephanie Speciale

Horror
Everyone Loves Peanut Butter
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By Erica L. Davis

Humor
Zombie Psychology
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By Sarina Dorie

Romance
Waiting for Geoffrey
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By James S. Dorr

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