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Satine By Stephanie Speciale
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Your Wicked Parts By Amanda C. Davis
Horror | Audio
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Literary | Audio
  |  Kill Mommy By John C. Wiswell
Literary | Audio**
Veronica By Brendan Detzner
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  |  Frying Cabbage By Sheila Crosby
Humor | Audio
  |  At the Tone By Jeffrey B. Burton
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Sucker Punch By Lee Hammerschmidt
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  |  Friends Forever By Cher Green
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Issue #3
The Christmas Vulture By James S. Dorr
Horror | Audio*
  |  Popcorn By Richard Beland
Humor | Audio
  |  Sweet Dreams By Conda V. Douglas
Horror | Audio**
Beware! Space Pandas! By Will Ross
Humor | Audio
  |  Flash Flood By Joe Nazare
Horror | Audio
  |  One Soldier's Reason By Terry Light
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Issue #2
Figment By Will Ross
Romance | Audio
  |  The Office Zombie By Carolanne Patton
Horror | Audio
  |  Photo Op By Lee Hammerschmidt
Romance | Audio**
The Circle Line By Sheila Crosby
Literary | Audio*
  |  Sologamous By John C. Wiswell
Humor | Audio**
  |  The Vanguard By Geoffrey C Porter
Fantasy | Audio
Lion in the Garden By Edoardo Albert
Literary | Audio**
  |  The Continuing Adventures of the Four Horsemen By Bruce Golden
Humor | Audio**

Issue #1
THE LIZARDS AND I By Conda V. Douglas
Humor | Audio**
  |  Undying Love By James S. Dorr
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  |  Trading Up By Tracie McBride
Horror | Audio
Dragon Snot and Chosen Ones By Therese Arkenberg
Fantasy Humor | Audio
  |  In the Dry By TD Carroll
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  |  Fridge Wars By Tracie McBride
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Screamcatcher By Sheila Crosby
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  |  Koko's Rabbit By James S. Dorr
Horror | Audio

Stories with no * or ** are read by Geoffrey C Porter.
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** Read By Harriet Whitbread
*** Read by the Story's Author
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All stories must possess conflict, a beginning, a middle, and an ending. Solid plot twist(s) are nice in short fiction as well. Stories that are a mix of categories are welcome. Romance with a thick vein of sarcastic humor, or a nice horror piece laden with slapstick humor, will both be welcomed.

Categories
Romance
Submit great dialogue.
Action/Adventure/Thriller/Mystery
Yes, one giant genre mix.
Science Fiction / Fantasy
Tell us a tale that will inspire us to play RPGs in the woods.
Humor
Make us laugh and smile, but not necessarily in that order.
Literary
We expect deep rooted conflict in these.
Horror
Last on our list, but definitely not least. We love horror.

Issue #6

Posted March 2012
Humor
King
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By Bennie L. Newsome

SciFi
Unsung
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By Jack Skelter

SciFi
Blackboard Galaxy
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By Sarina Dorie

SciFi
Hot Chocolate for the Unicorn
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By Mary E. Lowd

SciFi
An Object Lesson in Misanthropy
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By Michelle King

Action
The Wretched
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By Nick Allen Cooke

Humor
Hard Boiled
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By Melanie Rees

Horror
Otalgia
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By Fox Hill

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