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Scenes in general are very important to us as well. Something to keep in mind.

The dragon lived in a cave in a mountain and stole a princess. George donned armor and blade, scaling the mountain. The battle raged for seven years. He slew the dragon and rescued the princess. ---- This is not a scene. George stepped into the half light of the cave with blade in hand. The dragon puffed out a ball of red and orange fire the size of a wheelbarrel, and George leapt over it to safety. ---- This is part of a scene.

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Romance
Submit great dialogue.
Action/Adventure/Thriller/Mystery
Yes, one giant genre mix.
Science Fiction / Fantasy
Tell us a tale that will inspire us to play RPGs in the woods.
Humor
Make us laugh and smile, but not necessarily in that order.
Literary
We expect deep rooted conflict in these.
Horror
Last on our list, but definitely not least. We love horror.

Issue #7

Posted November 2012
Humor
Dromedary
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By Samuel Mae

Humor
Letter to the Editor
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By Joshua Brown

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A Good Man
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By Andrew Brazier

Horror
A Day And Two Nights When I Was Twenty
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By Brendan Detzner

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Jacob and Lizzie
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By Roberta Glacken

Literary
Seed of Doubt
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By John Conway

Romance
Something Fishy
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By W. R. Shaw

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The Man That Got Away
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By Judith Field

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